Howdy!

It’s me: pix!

Astrologer by day, meme queen by night.☻

astrologer, meme admin, and silly goose here to help guide you through life's adventures! assisting fellow artists, nerds, healers, misfits, and mystical folk stay informed & aligned… while we snort-laugh about tastefully unhinged memes and gemini-jokes.

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Why I do what I do

i've always been drawn to understanding the mind and how we interpret our world. that led me to pursue a psychology degree and dive into astrology to deepen that understanding! blending my academic background with astrological insights, i’m here to offer guidance as we navigate life's challenges. so let’s explore the stars and our personal paths together! consider me your ally in this journey, armed with a good dose of astrological knowledge, memes, and tarot insights.


I’m a little different bcuz

sure, i’m an astrologer, but don’t expect abstract or excessively enigmatic vibes from me. i take a grounded, practical approach to astrology (we are on earth, afterall!), but i’m always ready to throw in a joke or two. the stars might seem mysterious, but i’m all about making astrology something anyone can get into! i’m that person who can chat about karma and elden ring in the same breath. who says you can’t mix a little spirituality with your geeky side? 🧐


I really, really believe in

the power of astrology and spirituality to help us figure ourselves out and make sense of the world. it’s not all about seeing the future—it’s about using what we learn to live more authentically. society already tries hard to box us in, but astrology lets us own our quirks and individuality. and it’s absolutely life changing to experience 'astrologergoods'; to see how the stars match up with who we are and what we go through. fire af.

“think of me as your helpful guide in this vast RPG of life ☻ we'll explore your lore and level up together—get ready, we ride at dawn!”

⏤ pix
your fave astrologer

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My Cred

I’m a curious Gemini always seeking more knowledge. If it interests you, here’s my journey:

  • ✦ → BA Psychology 2008 2012
    ✦ → Yoga teacher training 2015
    ✦ → Reiki Master attunement 2017
    ✦ → Plant based nutrition certificate 2018
    ✦ → Nightlight Astrology Hellenistic Course 2018
    ✦ → The Astrology School Electional Cert 2018
    ✦ → Nightlight Astrology Horary Course 2019

  • ✦ → Holistic Locational Astrology Course with Moses Siregar 2020
    ✦ → Multiple classes with Kelly Surtees: Counseling for challenging aspects, Predicting with Solar Returns, and many more 2020

  • ✦ → ZR Time-Lord Technique Class
    ✦ → CAPISAR Training

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